Monday, September 8th, 2008 A.D

4kids Buys Rights to Starcraft

Today a groundbreaking deal was struck between Blizzard Entertainment and 4kids Entertainment. 4kids Entertainment bought the rights to Starcraft for, as one Blizzard employee put it, "A whole bunch of Oreos."

When asked what they planned to do with the rights to Starcraft, a representative for 4kids Entertainment said, "We plan on finishing Starcraft II. We plan on replacing all the orchestral music with rap and hip-hop. Then we will select only the most inappropriate voices for each character and unit. Next, we will drastically gut and replace vital plot points, game balance, and racial traits. Finally, we will take all of these elements and dress them up in the interests of being kid friendly."

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